i think i have two assholes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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