he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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