all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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