is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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