so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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