it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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