I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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