In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
