im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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