just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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