Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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