we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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