It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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