Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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