I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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