Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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