problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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