Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I need a burrito and a hug.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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