he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Shame - the story of my life.
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