Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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