It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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