do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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