Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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