so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
