your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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