He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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