There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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