fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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