I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
