Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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