just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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