Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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