He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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