Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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