I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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