i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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