I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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