How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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