i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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