try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
that is very illegal...i love you.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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