I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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