used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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