I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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