nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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