You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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