chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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