The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize