i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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