Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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