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My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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