I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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