I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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