I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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