is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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