Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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