Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I'm really busy with my period
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